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Baal he tumare kali raat ki tarah,
Baal he tumare kali raat ki tarah...Wa Wa Wa
Dandruff he usme Sitaro ki trah.. ha...ha


Why boys spend so much time on improving their LOOKS &
Not their MINDS ???
Bcoz we know that girls are STUPID,
but not BLIND..


Bahut udas hai koi tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se...
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh,
Mohalle me kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se...


Garmiyan aa gai hai dost,
Sir pe gila aur thanda kapda rakhna...
Barf lagate rahena....
Dimag pe suraj ki aag mat padne dena,
Q ki BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKADTA HAI ...


However high the sky may be,
However wide the river may be...
However strong the wind may be,
Just remember It's none of your business just go and sleep...


Khali hai bottel phir bhi piye ja raha hu,
Zindagi bor lagne lagi phir bhi jiye ja raha hu...
Kisi Gadhe ka sms nahi aa raha,
Phir bhi Gadhe ko sms kiye ja raha hu...


Om namah SHIVAY,
Om sai RAM...
Wahe GURU,
Jai shri KRISHNA...
Jai MATA di,
Darr mat...
10-20 logon ko forward nahi karna hai,
Khud hi jap le "PAAPI" ...



Yaad aata hai wo Aap ka Bachpan ka zamana,
Patli Tango Par Latka hua Pajama...
Kamar se Makhkhiyan udaate hue Awaaz lagana,
Mummy karliya Zara aake Dhulana...


At marriage functions,
Old people used to pull my cheeks...
And say "U R NEXT" Now they've stopped it...
You know why?
I started doing the same thing at Funerals...



Note:-
Hey Friends if you have some special message then
pls feel free to mail or comment me so that i can
add in this blog...

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Aansuo ki Kimat wo Jante hai jo kisiko Yaad karte hai,
DiL ke Gam wo jante hai jo kisi ko Chahte hai,
Dost ke Dard ko wo hi Jante hai jo use DiLse Dost mante hai...


Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka naata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata hai...
Rahe duriya to parwah nahi,
Dost ko har pal dilse yaad kiya jata ha..


Jise dil ki kalam aur mohabbat ki ink kahte hai,
Jise lamho ki kitab aur yadon ka kavar kahte hai,
Yahi wo subject hai jise log dosti aur hm zindagi kahte hai...


Sirf rishto ke bandhan ko vishwas nahi kehte,
Har aansu ko jazbat nahi kehte...
Kismat se milte hai dost zindagi me,
Isliye dosti ko Kabhi ittefaq nahi kehte...


Jaam pe jaam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi...
Arey do boond dosti ke pile,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi...


Teri judaai ka khauf kyun ho mujhe,
Tu jahan bhi hai mere qareeb hai...
Zindagi se aur kya chahiye,
Teri dosti hi mera naseeb hai...


Dosti ke mayne humse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan he...
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyoki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai...


Dil Torna Hamare Aadat Nahi,
Dil Hum Kisi Ka Dukhate Nahi...
Bharosa Karna Humari Dosti Pe,
Dost Banakar Hum Kisiko Bhulate Nahi...


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Hey Friends if you have some special message then
pls feel free to mail or comment me so that i can
add in this blog...

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Jisko na hai meri zindagi ki kadar,
Ek din usko ruswa kar jaunga me...
Jisdin usko milegi meri mout ki khabar,
Uske aakho ka pani bun junga me...


Humne zindagi ko parakhna chaha,
Par zindagi ne hume parakh liya...
Jinke sahare jeete the hum,
Aaj unhone he muu mod liya...


Jisko na thi mere pyaar ki kadar,
Itefac se ussi ko chaha raha th me...
Jiss diye ne jalaya mere hatho ko,
Ussi ko hawa se bacha raha tha me...


Koi kaheta hai pgal hu me,
Koi kaheta hai jhoota hu me...
Kash unhone iss dil ko parkha hota,
Kyoki dil se kohinoor hu me...


Paray kya hume toh apno ne dokha diya hai,
Sapne saja kar usse todne ka moka diya hai...
Ruth gaye aaj hum unse,
Kyoki aaj humne unhe manane ka mouka diya hai...


Judai me tere dil bekarar na karu,
Tu kahe de toh tera intazar na karu...
Bewafai karni hai toh is kadar karna,
Tere baad me kisi or se pyaar na karu...


Ek sa dil sabke pass hota hai,
Fir kyo nai sabpe vishwas hota hi...
Insaan chahe kitna hi aam kyo na ho,
Wo zarur kissi na kissi ke liye khas hota hai...


Zindagi Me Ithna Bhi Dur Nahi Jana,
Ki Hum Kabhi Aapse Mil Na Paye...
Hame Yuhi Yaad Karte Rehna,
Kahin Hum Aap Ke Dil Se Nikal Na Jaye...


YAADO me humari wo bhi KHOYE honge,
KHULI AANKHO se kabhi wo bhi SOYE honge...
Mana HASNA hai adaa GAM chupane ki,
Par HASTE-HASTE kabhi wo bhi to ROYE honge..