Baal he tumare kali raat ki tarah,
Baal he tumare kali raat ki tarah...Wa Wa Wa
Dandruff he usme Sitaro ki trah.. ha...ha
Why boys spend so much time on improving their LOOKS &
Not their MINDS ???
Bcoz we know that girls are STUPID,
but not BLIND..
Bahut udas hai koi tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se...
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh,
Mohalle me kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se...
Garmiyan aa gai hai dost,
Sir pe gila aur thanda kapda rakhna...
Barf lagate rahena....
Dimag pe suraj ki aag mat padne dena,
Q ki BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKADTA HAI ...
However high the sky may be,
However wide the river may be...
However strong the wind may be,
Just remember It's none of your business just go and sleep...
Khali hai bottel phir bhi piye ja raha hu,
Zindagi bor lagne lagi phir bhi jiye ja raha hu...
Kisi Gadhe ka sms nahi aa raha,
Phir bhi Gadhe ko sms kiye ja raha hu...
Om namah SHIVAY,
Om sai RAM...
Wahe GURU,
Jai shri KRISHNA...
Jai MATA di,
Darr mat...
10-20 logon ko forward nahi karna hai,
Khud hi jap le "PAAPI" ...
Yaad aata hai wo Aap ka Bachpan ka zamana,
Patli Tango Par Latka hua Pajama...
Kamar se Makhkhiyan udaate hue Awaaz lagana,
Mummy karliya Zara aake Dhulana...
At marriage functions,
Old people used to pull my cheeks...
And say "U R NEXT" Now they've stopped it...
You know why?
I started doing the same thing at Funerals...
Note:-
Hey Friends if you have some special message then
pls feel free to mail or comment me so that i can
add in this blog...
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